“Regulated Match” LOLAHAHALAOHALOL! Regulated drinking with firearms, maybe. No, I like your present rules. In fact, the last “refined” rules were perfect. So, let’s not ruin a good thing by making it too “official” or anything.

I’ll bring my calculator. . . so, I can be assured my 3rd grade addition is accurate this time. I will bring my Crossman as well. We’ll switch it up over the course of two complete games — just to keep it interesting.

You buy the alcohol this time.

And, sorry to all the moms out there for the intense cursing!

My mama didn’t raise me to be such a potty… typer.

And, I wasn’t changing the rules to suit myself. It was our first regulated match so, I was trying to refine them to make an interesing game. So, for now on, we’ll do it like the pros…. 10 rounds… 30 shots… high score wins. Simple enough for ya?

And, I don’t needs no practice to whup you!!! Just a few beers to get my bearings straight!!!

Okay, I admit it, I did mess with your sites (I didn’t fuck your brother’s wife, however.), because you had it all whacked out! You can’t block the target with the site, my man! That’s why! Then, half way through the first competition, you change the site back to the way you had it.

And the results. . . I still beat you!

AND THEN, I show up at your crib a second time, don’t touch your silly site — leave it all messed up — like you like it, you see. And, still spanked you. AND THEN, half way through your spankin’ you start changing the winning value limit.

“We’ll play to 80.”

“Wait. . . we’ll play to 100.”

“No wait, we’ll play to 111 and if you go over, you go back 5 points.”

“No wait, really. If you go over, you don’t go back 5 points, you go back to 100.”

HAHAHLAOLLAOHAHLAOALHOAALOLOL! COME ON! What’s up with that!?!? And, I was all nice and junk. I didn’t say a word. . . I just kept on agreeing with you and let you make the rules. Figured it’d be nice of me since I was all like spanking you by 40+ points by this point.

Now that the truth is out, I’m ready. IT’S ON BITCH IS RIGHT! Prepare for your weekend spankin’ again.

So, go home tonight and start practicin’ like I know you will. . .

P.S. I don’t care about fighting for the Wikipedia anymore — the subject I’ve come to find is as intense and debatable as politics and religion. And me no likely talkin’ about that stuff. You can have cyclical debates about that garbage from now until the end of time and no one will be any closer to the other side than when they started.

I guess BB gun battles provide life’s only truths.

So, all of you ‘puter geeks out there that have nothing better to do than sit in front of a computer, trying to prove how smart you are by finding errors in Wiki entries and, thus correcting them, can have at it. Knock yourselves out. Only pimply-faced, no-girlfriend-havin’, Star-Trek-watchin’, underros-wearin’, tab-drinkin’, horn-rimmed-glassed-wearin’, Styx-listenin’, mugs would mess with that garbage!!!

GOT IT!?

And, as far as the BB-gun wars go… you don’t go to another man’s house, pick up his trusty rifle, AND START FUCKING AROUND WITH IT’S SIGHTS WHILE HE’S IN THE HOUSE GETTING YOU A TASTY ALCHOHOLIC BEVERAGE just because you can’t hit shit with it. Then, get it all sighted in to your preference and start talking trash about it!!!

Like I said, it’s akin to fucking your brother’s wife… you just don’t do that.

So, now that I got it all straightened back out… as Cartman would say…

IT’S ON BITCH!!!

See you on Sunday, Dave.

But, you can’t expect the “owners” of the thing to note every correction. That’s the whole thing; it’s up to the people. Some stuff might not ever get corrected, or it will be corrected by replacing inaccuracies with different inaccuracies. Doesn’t mean that it’s all shit.

FattKidd: But, 66% of Americans at one point or another believed that shit (for the longest time, they had postings on Iraq/Saddam Hussein that said he was responsible for 9/11, that he had nukes, that he had WMD’s , that he was in concert with Al Qaeda, etc etc… all of which was false.). A lot of people STILL believe that shit. So, in some peoples minds, it’s a fact.

Yeah, well, Wikipedia didn’t make these people believe it. . . maybe some thousandths of a percentage. You talk like it’s their only influence. Again, going into that place and to something political, entertainment, etc. and believing every word of it (KNOWING ITS FREE EDITING AND PUBLISHING MECHANISM), you’d be nuts to believe it. Go look up the ‘tiger beetle’, well, that shit is probably correct — as well as ‘grue’!

FattKidd: Point 2 is, if 100 people read some falsehood and then perpetuate that falsehood in their everyday lives then, Wiki as an ‘Encyclopedia’ is a failure.

People do it everyday. . . and they don’t even know about nor have ever seen or heard a word about Wikipedia.