Merry Hacking Christmas

So, I go up to the in-laws place for Christmas, having a good time — someone asked me about my photos and wanted to see some. I told them I had a bunch out on this web site. So, I go over the computer, sit down, type in my domain, hit enter and, Wow! My site got the hack job put on it!

… Site Butchered By [g00n] MurderSkillz …

Front Page (Hacked)

What a nice Christmas present! You know, there’s nothing that says Christmas joy like an unborn fetus being knifed from its hacked up mother’s womb by a couple of ugly ass, half decomposing, skeleton dudes all covered in blood. Butchered at Birth. Like that one too! But, nothing says “love” like:

Hacked Pop-Up

Ohh, the joy of being “Pwned”. I ran a trace route on the IP and ended up somewhere in some Slavic, eastern block, gray sky shit-hole where the kids are obviously depressed, angry, and have too much time on their hands.

I guess I should have taken note and heeded the call when WordPress said it was imperative that you update to version 1.5.2 due to security issues. Oh, well… I like living on the edge. It took me all of five seconds to fix things. To put it another way, it probably took them a lot longer to put up their shitty page and tell me to “take a seat” than it did for me to throw it all away and return things to normal.

Oh yeah, forgot all about the person that was waiting, watching for me to show them pictures.

They think I’m really weird now. But, what else is new?!

This entry was posted in Computer, Ramblings.


  1. Fattkidd January 19, 2006 at 9:37 am #

    Yum. That pic makes me hungry. Where’s my deer jerky? Oh. Ahh. There it is! Ummm. Nothing like raw flesh to quench a hearty appetite. Plus, I hear those aborted fetuses are pretty good if you marinate them right! I like mine roasted on the spit. Slow cooking is the only way to go. They’re so fatty otherwise!!

    Bon Appetite’

  2. Vlad the Impaler January 19, 2006 at 11:47 am #

    What is this world coming to? Crazy, cooky kids in those Eastern block nations. I do enjoy the humor of it all. Merry Christmas from those characters you have grown to love since childhood, such as Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph, Herbie the Dentist. Now we have Ugly Ass, half decomposing skelaton dudes. Please emphasize “Dudes”. Where did it all go wrong? Why did this happen?

    Those issues and more on the next Eclectic Ramblings.

    Like I said, “We was in Cleveland when the shit went down.”

    Later and Greater.


  3. The Kid January 19, 2006 at 4:49 pm #

    I don’t know where it all went wrong. What I can I say. . . I just got “Pwned” and junk. Whatever that is, I’m not sure.

  4. ian January 23, 2006 at 12:25 am #

    fattkid doesnt realize that we of the slovenly are lacking our deer quotient. came while thinking of yall-and roasting barley and oats for stout beer4all. wrote despite late night intoxication to say hey. pictures are buiried which way?

  5. Jonathan January 27, 2006 at 10:57 am #

    That is hilarious! It sucks to be “Pwned”. You know thats viral. Better get to Summers MD for some Valtrex Dude!

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